Grandpa: What is that contraption?
Me: A scrunchie. I would have thought you'd recognise it because of how often you accessorize while doing your hair
Grandpa: Oh yes. Every day i do a stocktake however my supply has been deteriorating recently for reasons i cannot explain *strokes bald head*
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Grandpa: Excuse me GD, if you could just shift yourself over a few centimetres i don't want to be accused of interfering with your knee
i love this man in all his elderly glory
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