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i went to the alps for skiing and i had a lovely dinner with the extended family of my exchange and i sang with her cousin and he was really hot and funny and she had this younger cousin who was really cute and like 14 and was so nice and then another one of the same age who was the cutest thing i've ever seen and yeah i sung acoustic guitar with kevin the old one and it was nice and then the next day i had skiing lessons which were like 74 fucking euros but it was okay because the instructor was hot and lets just he was fitting the stereotype of how a french 'monitor' should act and he was great and we made a deal that i speak french and he speaks english and he kept asking me questions and i didn't even fall and it was awesome and then that night we went for dinner with the family again and i had this thing going with kevin and idk he kept like touching me and playing footsie and shit and i was like oo-oo shit's going to go down so after dinner i was meant to go to the 'discotheque' with him and my exchange and in the car he was like holding my hand and it was nice and he's so funny and yeah we were like ready and shit but when we got into town he was like we're stopping at the bar so we went to the bar and kevin's friends were there and getting drunk off really disgusting white wine and it was boring and we literally stayed there for 2 hours and it was really stupid and we wanted to leave but we couldn't and yeah and then finally at literally midnight he was like ok let's go!! so we all went over to this club and it was like 10 square metres and kevin's parents and my host parents had gotten shitfaced and decided it was a good idea to come to the club so they were there and it was awkward and kevin was really drunk so therefore really stupid and i was like ok there goes anything happening there and so i sat awkwardly for ages and then we stood outside awkwardly and then we came back in awkwardly and then we went and danced and it was funny because my host mum was dancing and it was just generally an amusing time for all and then i sat down and kevin and my exchange were sharing like their family french in jokes so i was alone and then this guy started to hit on me but i noticed his french was fucked and i was like uhh and he was like sorry - i'm english and i was like dude i'm australian and then we talked about our lives for a really long time and he was 21 and like not attractive so it was just like a friendly chat but he kept like touching me and then he asked if i wanted to dance and i was like maybe later and then one of kevins friends walked past and i was like are you going to dance and he was like yeah come with me so i went and then i got talking to these twins who were also there with toby the english man and one of them was trying to pull this girl and i helped and it was funny and then one of the twins told me to ask toby to dance and i was like dude i'm 16 !!! and then yeah i sat down and talked to the 4th guy on the trip and he was really drunk and philosophical so it was funny and then i left and then all the british boys were outside so i said goodbye to them all with names and my host mum/sister were like waaah and i didn't even say goodbye to kevin because who cares and yeah then we left and i was in a shit mood because the night was supposed to be really good but it very much wasn't and then we went to sleep at 2 and so i was tired the next morning when we woke up at 8 and i was like fuck this i do not want to go skiing so we ate and left and i tried to ski to like the teleski and i just stacked repetitively and it was beyond shitty and i was about to cry and then we went to the restaurant and i genuinely wasn't hungry and my host mum like freaked out and was like you have to eat what's wrong omg and then i had fries and o yeah kevin was there but i didn't really care because he was shitty the night before obviously and then they were like oops we're going to the hard slopes and the people who aren't skiing are going back down so... you can wait here for 2 hours alone will you be okay? and i was like what the fuck but i was like yeah okay! then they left and i went to the bathroom and cried for a long time and then i ate a raspberry tart and then i read a french newspaper and then i decided to be productive so i went outside and made like a snow sculpture of this little boy and all these people stopped to watch and then i made him hold a lollipop that i had and then this nice lady went and found him things for eyes and it was cute and yeah i was proud and then kevin came and then he left and then my host mum came and was proud of me and then we started skiing and i was doing well and then i kept stacking and then we were going down this steep bit and i stacked and like slid down rotating like propellers and it was fun and yeah i just kept falling and it was funny and sad and then i skiied and then i went with kevin and his mum and then i found out i had to pay for rental gear which another 35 euros and then i went back to my host grandmother's house and then i had to say good bye to her and it was really sad because she's the best old person ever and she was so nice to me and i spent 4 days in paris with her and she's the sweetest and i almost cried and then i said goodbye to axel one of the cousins and he like properly hugged me which no one does here and he was sad and then kevin said goodbye and we'll see eachother when we die which was weird and then i left and i was really really sad and then we all slept in the car and small axel (both of them were called axel) and i ate biscuits and then we dropped him off and it might have been the last time i saw him but we don't know yet and it's sad because he is the best kid ever and the other night he was bored and sad so i told him how to use an ergo and how to say things in chinese and i love him and yeah now i'm at home and i have so many ranging emotions mainly featuring sadness because i said my first goodbyes today and i love kevin and axel and axel and paulette.